"Dexter: Try Craigslist.
Masuka: I already did. Nothing but cat ladies and saggy tits."
Dexter (via sssmack)
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on."
Vince Masuka, Dexter (via emotionalhurricane)
"When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dick."
Vince Masuka (via spikyhairjon)
Between my blood splatter nails, Dexter cover photo, and the fact that I haven’t mentioned it as much as usual because I literally cannot handle thinking about it, how excited do you think I am for a certain season premiere tonight?
On a scale of zero to masuka around boobs.
(via k3nzc4kes)
