"Dexter: Try Craigslist.
Masuka: I already did. Nothing but cat ladies and saggy tits."
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on."
"When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dick."
Between my blood splatter nails, Dexter cover photo, and the fact that I haven’t mentioned it as much as usual because I literally cannot handle thinking about it, how excited do you think I am for a certain season premiere tonight?
On a scale of zero to masuka around boobs.